Thursday, April 23, 2009

MY UPSET LEVEL IS DEATH...Tyson we remember you


Well survivor just became a show full of inbred dumb people. I am shocked speechless to heck so all I can do is aimlessly type about what happened. I was hoping to write a happy post about how Coach and Tyson and JT are owning da show, Warrior Power. But no, my whole life almost crumbled away before my eyes when JT backstabber Tyson and voted him out. What the heck, what the heck, what the heck was he thinking? Why end something that's working so good? What a swine! Survivor began really good tonight, Sierra was clambering around to save herself, while the whole time being mocked by the whole tribe, they were even calling her stupid and dumb. How great is that? Break her soul then vote her out, that's how it's done right? So after begging to be kept on the show she resorted to crying like a useless rat that you would like to down in acid. She realized she was a complete failure, and that the immunity challenge was her last hope. She amped up her game to the best of her pathetic abilities, coming close to winning. She was so ecstatic that she started dancing, then Debbie won. I was smiling for like 15 minutes, it was that funny. Sierra was probably too stupid to understand how much of a failure she was at the moment in time. Survivor should have a mandatory IQ test for anyone attempting to get on the show, that way no one with an IQ under 37 could get on ever again. Anyways the Einsteins on the show decided to vote out Tyson because he never had the immunity idol, they needed one more person so they approached JT, who was a member of the Warrior Alliance. JT wasn't sure if he should go ahead with the suicide mission, a comercial then commenced leaving everyone wondering what JT would do. During Tribal council Sierra continued to be a pitiful fool and make herself look like rotting plum sauce pudding. Tyson the great man he is, had it out with her leaving her an empty shell of a person. At this moment i was thinking to my self "yay"....and then the votes were placed and my heart literally stoped. Tyson was voted out and Coach was left wondering what the heck happened. The warrior alliance had fallen. I hope coach uses his samurai powers to win Survival and then spit in all their faces. At the end of the show Tyson left us with two memorable comments.
"sneaky bastards now i no how Brendon feels", and
" i am a little upset with being out fauxed by an idiot" ( the idiot being Sierra) I'm not quite sure where Tyson comes up with his lines, but there flipping pro.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Two Worlds?....sucks

Ever played those games that try to hard to mimic the good ones? Yeah well I just played a game that is crap. The game I'm talking about is Two Worlds for the xbox360. Think oblivion, but take away everything good about it and degrade the graphics about 10 years and Two Worlds is what you get. The game fails horribly at absolutely everything it does, It pisses me off just talking about. The creators of the game must of been high on mushrooms when they created this treasure. It will go down in history as the biggest screw up a gaming company has ever forced upon the public. Gamespot.com said "Epic scale and depth of content make Two Worlds worthwhile." Thats probably the biggest lie I have ever heard and it sings bull#$%^, you should be paid to play this game, not the other way around.
Here a video of this pile of crap :) enjoy.

worst game Ive ever through up over.

Many people these days own some sort of game system, whether it be xbox 360, playstation 3, or a Nintendo Wii. All these system have their great games, and their pile of crap games. However the xbox 360 has, by the largest group of crap games imaginable. Sure the xbox has its great games, but a great game cant make up for a game like Over G Fighter, I mean that game is honestly the biggest pile of crap ever created, and the single largest waste of money one could waste money on.

Over G Fighter has graphics that are about 15 years behind the times, the graphics are pre playsation 1, worse then the Nintendo 64, and vomit worthy. I am surprised Ubisoft has not been sued due to aneurysms caused by this joke of a game. Think of the worst game you have ever played and then multiply it 10 fold and this is what you get, its that simple. Playing it will cause your eyes to burn, your brain to ache, and your body to shake. Do yourself a favor and avoid this crap whole at all costs.

Here is a little video of how bad this game looks, its good compared to the original Nintendo, but that about it.

Survivor Coach

There is a new Internet phenomenon sweeping the nations, and for anyone who has watched survivor , you will know what it is. Survivor has been around for 18 seasons, and their has never been a man quite like this one. His name is Benjamin, "coach" as they call him on the show. He has lived the most amazing and glorious life of any human being, he has saved a bus full of children, single handedly from a burning building, been attacked by a shark, wrestled and alligator, been attacked by an indigenous native tribe,just to name a few. Who is this guy? Where do the producers of this show get these people?